Stand By Me

The SHIT post.

Shit

Shit. Also known as shit, is defined as shit, is the almighty guru of the universe.
Usually the 3 most common colour of shit is brown black or green.
Brown is the normal healthy shit.
Black is when you are having constipation.
Green is when you are having a sick stomach.
You can have red sometimes. If you are bleeding internally.
Or brown with yellow beads, when you ate corn and having indigestions.

Shit. is the best comparison on earth.
"Hot like shit"
"Cold like shit"
"You're eating like shit"
"You're sleeping like shit"
"You looked like shit"
"She's as good as shit!"

Shit. is an expression you use everyday.
You dropped something : " Ah, shit!"
You forgot something: "Oh shit!"
You are impressed: "Serious shit?!"
When its funny: "You are the funniest shit man..!"
You're pissed: " You go eat shit."

Shit. as Almighty.
sometimes,


When they are nasty

 Other times, 



Shit is a hostel or hotel or whatever else

 Or,

shit is awesome.



CRAP SHIT I need a break.
Wait.
Is shit cold?
Is shit hot?
Is shit good?
Any of you tried it before?

Is shit even funny?
OH THE HOLY SHIT I AM SO CONFUSED BY SHIT NOW!!
But is is so awesome and cool I  use shit everyday.
Err, I mean, I speak shit everyday,
Err, talk shit I mean.
GAH. Anything........ anything.....
They are wrong in any way.
But wrong in an right way.

Who cares, bye!



OH SHIT!
Wait a second.
I have one more picture to show.




The SHIT pyramid

It is so true. Shit make sense!